30 January 2011

Honestly, Officer, I Come From Middle Earth

I am in so big trouble. My driver's license expired on my birthday, which was so last week. I am waiting to get my hair re-blonded and Oil of Olay my hag face for a couple weeks, as it has been ten years and I have to get my picture taken again [Must. Retain. Youthful. Driver's License. Photo]. Meanwhile, I am driving very responsibly.

The last time my picture was taken I thought it would be a super good idea to wear my SUPER BLONDE hair pinned behind my ears.

Here's what it looked like...

and then here's what it actually looked like...

which, ironically, looks a lot like this:


Yes. I am an elf from the Lord of the Rings. Which means I am immortal and do not need to worry about looking shrivelled in my driver's license photo. But you know me, little miss perfection.

3 Whachoo Say?:

Heather said...

this post made me smile. I enjoyed the few post I have read.

Mackenzie said...

Haha this made me crack up. I so enjoy your posts. And I enjoy Lord of the Rings as well! :)

Somla said...

Funny - when I saw your picture I thought we sort of looked alike - then I saw this post. On three separate occasions when I've worn my hair pulled back and pinned behind my ears, people have told me I look like Legolas.