12 August 2011

Clean Up, Aisle Eleven

Look Lady in Whole Foods with Tourettes, I am COMPLETELY EMPATHETIC to your situation. I mean, I walk around shouting obscenities and break into song at the top of my lungs for no apparent reason, so I get it. But i am a little freaked out when your tic sounds like you are screaming my name, especially when we are aisles apart. And then while I am waiting my turn at the deli, you sneak up behind me and do it again and I am so startled, I drop my shopping basket and everyone looks at me like I'm the asshole.

1 Whachoo Say?:

Aprilieo said...

hahahaha id drop my stuff too!!!